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Philippine Tollways declared "open to all motorcycles"
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In a surprise turnaround, the Philippine government finally came to their senses, realized that tollways are, despite the lax enforcement of basic traffic rules, safer for all motorcycles regardless of displacement.
In light of this turnaround in official policy, all motorcycles will henceforth be permitted unlimited access in all Philippine tollways.
Furthermore, as a means to rectify the significant increase in danger to motorcyclists over the past years, particularly sub-400cc riders who bore the brunt of the "baseless discrimination" all motorcycles will be allowed access without charge for the next 6 months, begining today.
A public apology from the erring administrators responsible for the ban over these past years will also be held at the Luneta Grandstand will be held at the Luneta Grandstand.
Official rites opening the tollways to all motorcyclists as well as the forthcomming public apologies will be hosted at 3:00pm today, April 1, 2013, by no less than the King of Rock 'n' Roll, Elvis Presley.
Free gas will be provided to all motorcyclists at all gas stations within the tollways.
Happy April Fools Day!
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In a surprise turnaround, the Philippine government finally came to their senses, realized that tollways are, despite the lax enforcement of basic traffic rules, safer for all motorcycles regardless of displacement.
In light of this turnaround in official policy, all motorcycles will henceforth be permitted unlimited access in all Philippine tollways.
Furthermore, as a means to rectify the significant increase in danger to motorcyclists over the past years, particularly sub-400cc riders who bore the brunt of the "baseless discrimination" all motorcycles will be allowed access without charge for the next 6 months, begining today.
A public apology from the erring administrators responsible for the ban over these past years will also be held at the Luneta Grandstand will be held at the Luneta Grandstand.
Official rites opening the tollways to all motorcyclists as well as the forthcomming public apologies will be hosted at 3:00pm today, April 1, 2013, by no less than the King of Rock 'n' Roll, Elvis Presley.
Free gas will be provided to all motorcyclists at all gas stations within the tollways.
Happy April Fools Day!